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    November 14

    By the Numbers

     
    Just for fun!
     
    Others have too much time on their hands.
     
    Florida School Bosses need to capitalize on their efforts.
     
    It's called 100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers.
     
    And it's on YouTube, so you might have to watch it at home.
     
     
     
     
    October 04

    Anonymity and Web 2.0

     
    Need a good laugh?
     
    Check out this story in the Pensacola News-Journal about a school board member who was recently caught posting anonymous comments about school district issues on the newspaper web site.
     
    Taking the screen name "Godzilla", the board member used the venue to criticise fellow board members and the superintendent and to praise himself.
     
    What's better, at first he admits doing it... and then denies it.
     
    What's even better... is that one of the comments under the article is another "Godzilla" comment attacking the newspaper!
     
    Let's see, did any other important political figures ever do this kind of thing?
     
    Hmmm.
     
    Maybe this guy?
     
    Actually, I just read A.H.'s biography, all 700 pages of it... and "Godzilla" is no Alexander Hamilton!
     
    I'm sure "Godzilla" will be glad to accept any campaign donation Florida School Bosses want to send his way to help with his problematic re-election campaign. Maybe we could each send a Hamilton?
     
     

    Christmas Is Right Around The Corner

     
    Florida School Bosses just survived another full moon, and Halloween is coming soon.
     
    But it's never to soon to worry about what to buy the kids, grandkids, or nieces and nephews for Christmas.
     
    Why not hear what a Children's Technology expert has to say... well actually, it's a show and tell, since the edtech blogger Will Richardson was trying out a new webtv gadget. You might watch the first 15 minutes and see the latest toys, including a discussion about connecting the new Sony playstation to your new HDtv. Well, grandpas like toys too!
     
    One of the new toys was called a Webkinz and there are several spinoffs. The kids gets a new stuffed toy, with a log-in and password to enter a social networking site built around the child's relationship with the stuffed animal. (Then, believe it or not, the very next Leadertalk posting I look at focuses on a new phenomenon among kids... Webkinz!)
     
    Ever hear Alan November at FETC? Here's what he says about Will Richardson:
     
    “During the past year I have learned more from Will Richardson about expanding the boundaries of learning than anyone.”
    –Alan November, April 2005

    The featured guest is Dr. Warren Buckleitner, the editor of Children's Technology Review.


    September 28

    Listen to a Creativity Expert

     
    Florida School Bosses may wonder just what it takes to qualify as a "creativity expert".
     
    For starters, you need an English accent. Preferably a "high English" accent.
     
    And you need to be a performer. A comedian, in fact.
     
    And it helps to be knighted.
     
    Oh, and make good use of many old jokes, including my Dad's favorite... " If a man said something in a forest and there was no woman around..."
     
    This guy makes a few good points to ponder and the viewing is easy.
     
    By the way, TED is an acronym for Technology, Entertainment and Design. The talks at this annual conference are limited to 18 minutes. Just right for posting on the web. Some of the best are located here.
     
    For example, here's the designer of an animation sequence used at Harvard Medical School to illustrate the parts and activities within a cell.
    September 13

    Seven Wonders

     
    No, not the candidates for chief Florida School Boss.
     
    The real seven wonders... in 360 degree panorama views!
     
    No lean rail necessary.
    September 11

    Mr. McNamar's Ten Most Annoying People

     
    Can Florida School Bosses recognize the Ten Most Annoying People of Staff?
     
    I think I are one.
     
    Read this post, but don't share... somebody will think you are talking about them.
     
    The job isn't done until the paperwork is finished. And the post isn't read until the comments are examined!
    September 05

    Lessons From a First Grader

     
    Nobody can allay the fears of new kindergarteners like those old wise ones... first graders.
     
    Thanks to the Science Goddess for sharing this article from the Salt Lake City paper.
     
    Baby boomers had Art Linkletter. Bill Cosby used to interview kids in a similar fashion.
     

    Hamburgers and Sexual Harassment

     
    Florida School Bosses are fighting the good fight against sexual harassment by our female staff.
     
    Fortunately, we don't live out west, the home of Carl's Jr.
     
    Thanks go my ol' buddy from home, who lived in California for over 20 years, and is a hamburger chain expert since he has always lived the single life, I know about Carl's Jr.
     
    Think Hardee's, but west of the Mississippi.
     
    And their new commercial might prove way too popular with hormone impaired young men in western high schools.
     
    Can they really put this on the air, out there? 
    September 02

    School Uniform Challenge

     
    Florida's High School Bosses, regardless of their views on the merits of school uniforms, have to love it when students fight the creative fight against our attempts to regulate their lives.
     
    The Naples Daily News reports:
     

    Sound off: Students sent to office for wearing jacket and tie

    Dress violated school’s dress code, principal said. Most students in compliance

    By Katherine Lewis contact 

    Here's the whole story.

    OK, maybe those of us old enough to remember the civil rights and anti-war fights of the 60's and 70's will appreciate this a little more.

    Actually, this leads to a good tip for school bosses who work with adolescents. Sometimes when the kids want to fight a school policy they consider unjust or unwise, they actually come to the school boss to test the waters.... i.e. get a read on just how much trouble they'll get in for various types of civil disobedience. That's when you can let them know a few important things and steer them into safer civil protest. You can emphasize, for example, that safety is paramount on a school campus. And that the educational process cannot be disrupted. This lets them know that the zero tolerance death penalty applies and you are the executioner if either of these things happen.

    You can also suggest a few things, but these are likely to be considered lame by the kids and probably not worth mentioning... like petitions and appearing before the school board.

    Obviously you can't recommend civil disobedience (even in the sense of breaking school rules as opposed to more serious law violations) and you have to remind them that you are the enforcer.

     But you can advise that creativity is often the key to winning a policy fight without doing so much harm to themselves and others.

    August 19

    Midwest Heat Wave a Hoot!

     
    Florida School Bosses might enjoy this story! 

    The folks in Dayton have created a monster. They've also made our Florida legislators look so very smart. The school board in Dayton decided to start school earlier this year! Except they don't have AC in many of their schools. Doh! So they’ve had to cancel the first four days of school... because it’s too hot!

    They had some schools on year-round calendars that started in July and when they ended the year-round school experiment (everybody has to experiment with that concept rather than learn from others) the board decided to set the school start date between the traditional starting date and the earlier year-round start date.

    At least they can’t blame their legislature.

    Unbelievable!

    Scott, at Get on The Bus, has the story!

    This just in.... Arlington, Texas won't be outdone when it comes to hot schools... their playgrounds are on fire!

    Update from Dayton... it's a week later and they've called off school again... that's day #5 and the last one of the extra days... to accomodate "snow days" ... that was built in to the calendar!

     

      

    August 13

    Take a Break

     
    Sounds like a GEICO commercial, but it's time for a break. If you are still in pre-planning, invite your Art teacher (if you still have one) to watch this with you. 
     
    It will only take 5 minutes of your time, and your Art teacher will be impressed.

    Woody would be Proud!

     
    Just for fun... a NCLB protest song. 
    July 12

    Boys will be boys; Girls will be girls

     
    Florida School Bosses are hearing more and more about separating little boys and little girls for instruction.
     
    We used to think girls needed help to avoid a "culture of low expectations" in Math and Science. That was before they started whomping all the boys in both areas and in college enrollment.
     
    There still may be reasons to occasionally separate boys and girls for instruction. But a total separation makes about as much sense as mandatory school uniforms.
     
    (Note: That's called a "two-fer"... annoying folks on two different fronts in the same post.)
     
    Here's a light-hearted look at gender-specific Math... from the Simpsons! Thanks to Write Angles.
     
    By the way, there are several excellent Math Teacher blogs out there. They tend to be serious folks, which means they share detailed information about how to teach mathematical concepts and specifc instructional strategies of a more general nature, like grading systems and organizational tips. I can't imagine a rookie Math teacher winging the first year without reading 2-3 of these blogs on a weekly basis to get help. (Most of the teacher bloggers in other subject areas tend to focus on teacher-student or student-student relationships.)
    July 01

    Note to Self: Florida Disaster Script

     
    Florida School Bosses are searching for something to do this summer. We're into July, and the creative juices are starting to flow.
     
    How about doing a short "treatment" for the next Bruce Willis movie? If Bruce and Warner's don't bite, there's always mini-series potential or perhaps you can pitch a replacement for "Jericho".
     
    No, we aren't talking about your reaction the next time a non-educator asks how you are enjoying your summer off!
     
    To solve that one, just print up a bunch of cards explaining that you haven't been a teacher for 10 years now and, by the way, when you were a teacher you were working most every summer day a) preparing lessons for the following year or b) taking Master's degree classes in Ed Leadership or c) working at Wal-Mart to pay the bills.... and that now you are a school boss you work every day all summer (except for an ordinary one week vacation) trying to find teachers willing to leave the unemployment line in Ohio and come to paradise and teach some kids.
     
    Actually, somebody needs to write the Next Great American Disaster Novel, or just a quick outline (called a treatment in the film business).
     
    Here's the scenario... two major hurricanes hit Florida... not Cat 5'ers, but sisters of Jeanne and Francis. Residential property insurance goes out a 12th floor London window. Most schools are damaged extensively across the state. And there's not enough insurance, because reinsurers in London and elsewhere won't even offer coverage to match the need, let alone offer it at something districts can afford. Despite home prices falling off a cliff, nobody is willing to take the risk and... write!
     
    And there's the threat of being killed by flying fish while you're trying to relax on the old Suwanee.
     
    I want 10% of the hardback rights, 15% of paperback rights, and an Associate Producer credit.
     
    June 05

    Have a Jazzy Summer

     
    Many Florida School Bosses don't care that much for jazz. Most prefer country or rock.
     
    If you aren't a fan of jazz, just consider this an example of what the web can do for you.
     
    If you are a fan, you will enjoy listening to the 100 best jazz tunes... as voted on by listeners of jazzfm.com. Start with the top 25 tunes (1-25), as the end of the list has some songs that are neither jazz or the artist's best works.
     
    Note: One of the reasons many folks don't like jazz is that they suffer through too many bad tunes... including many without a melody... to hear the good tunes. This site solves the problem. Branford Marsalis, formerly the band leader for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, once commented on the view that sometimes listeners should have to "work" at appreciating jazz. His simple, but astute reply was, "That's B.S."
     
    The site plays the entire songs (rather than just samples), with 25 songs per set. There is a radio style identification of each song.
     
    If you like these tunes, and want to delve deeper into jazz, the next step is renting Ken Burns History of Jazz... all 10 hours.
     

    Hot Time in the Summertime

     
    Summer is here, but Florida School Bosses still have to work. End of year reports. Recruiting teachers. You know the drill.
     
    One of the reasons we look forward to summer is that the pace is more relaxed. Kind of like district office work. (Ouch!)
     
    Hey... it's time to read a good book... just for the fun of it. What? Can't seem to get back into the reading-for-fun habit? Always wanted to read those classics, but can't  seem to keep the momentum once you start?
     
    Try DailyLit.com and serialize one of those great books you always wanted to read. Pick a book. Set up an RSS feed (they'll even explain what an RSS feed is!). Or just have each fragment emailed each day. (Yes, you can read on your Blackberry if you must.)
     
    Most of Charles Dickens great works were first published in daily doses, in London's newspapers. I got  hooked on serializations reading Shady Palms a novel about South Florida condo life by Frank Cerabino of the Palm Beach Post. Not quite Dickens, but lots of fun.
     
    Personal note: All of the lists of Great Novels seem to put Ulysses, by James Joyce at the top or near the top. Since I suffered through Moby Dick a few years ago, I'll try reading Ulysses... over the 332 days! Here's the first installment for an example:
     
    STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

    --INTROIBO AD ALTARE DEI.

    Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:

    --Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!

    Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.

    Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly.

    --Back to barracks! he said sternly.

    He added in a preacher's tone:

    --For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all.

    He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm.

    --Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?

    He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher, gathering about his legs the loose folds of his gown. The plump shadowed face and sullen oval jowl recalled a prelate, patron of arts in the middle ages. A pleasant smile broke quietly over his lips.

    --The mockery of it! he said gaily. Your absurd name, an ancient Greek!

    He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the parapet, laughing to himself. Stephen Dedalus stepped up, followed him wearily halfway and sat down on the edge of the gunrest, watching him still as he propped his mirror on the parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and lathered cheeks and neck.

    Buck Mulligan's gay voice went on.

    --My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, two dactyls. But it has a Hellenic ring, hasn't it? Tripping and sunny like the buck himself. We must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the aunt to fork out twenty quid?

    He laid the brush aside and, laughing with delight, cried:

    --Will he come? The jejune jesuit!

    Ceasing, he began to shave with care.

    --Tell me, Mulligan, Stephen said quietly.

    --Yes, my love?

    --How long is Haines going to stay in this tower?

    Buck Mulligan showed a shaven cheek over his right shoulder.

    --God, isn't he dreadful? he said frankly. A ponderous Saxon. He thinks you're not a gentleman. God, these bloody English! Bursting with money and indigestion. Because he comes from Oxford. You know, Dedalus, you have the real Oxford manner. He can't make you out. O, my name for you is the best: Kinch, the knife-blade.

    He shaved warily over his chin.

    --He was raving all night about a black panther, Stephen said. Where is his guncase?

    --A woful lunatic! Mulligan said. Were you in a funk?

    --I was, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Out here in the dark with a man I don't know raving and moaning to himself about shooting a black panther. You saved men from drowning. I'm not a hero, however. If he stays on here I am off.

    Buck Mulligan frowned at the lather on his razorblade. He hopped down from his perch and began to search his trouser pockets hastily.

    --Scutter! he cried thickly.

    He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into Stephen's upper pocket, said:

    --Lend us a loan of your noserag to wipe my razor.

    Stephen suffered him to pull out and hold up on show by its corner a dirty crumpled handkerchief. Buck Mulligan wiped the razorblade neatly. Then, gazing over the handkerchief, he said:

    --The bard's noserag! A new art colour for our Irish poets: snotgreen. You can
    almost taste it, can't you?
     
     
    May 27

    If We Weren't Laughin', We'd Be Cryin'

     
    Howard Troxler, columnist for the St. Pete Times, has the real story behind the FCAT Fiasco!
     
    A PR tip for Florida  School Bosses: Got bad news? Get the news out as quickly as possible. Call up a friendly reporter if you are in a small county, or send out a press release in conjunction with your PR contact if you are in a big district. You can supply some explanation about how you will get to the bottom of the problem and fix what you can as fast as you can.
     
    This doesn't make the problem go away, but it leads to the building of trust with reporters... and employees... and... the public.
     
    Otherwise, the press starts to sniff around a lot more than they would if you hadn't delayed announcing the bad news. And now you have two problems... the problem... and "why didn't you say something when you found out about the problem"?
    May 23

    That's Entertainment!

     
    Whether you are a retiring Florida School Boss who worked like a dog through the 80's or a newly minted school boss who is a child of the 80's, there is one and only iconic movie director for school bosses.
     
    John Hughes.
     
    John Hughes is actually the only reason 80's pop music still exists. He's  also responsible for the careers of a gazillion movie and TV stars.
     
    So why not visit the John Hughes Jukebox and hear all of the tunes from his great movies?
     
    Or take a trip down memory lane and view the John Hughes Movie Trailers page just to make sure you didn't miss one?
     
    After visiting the official, but on-hiatus John Hughes Fan Club web site, you can answer the following question: Who is Drillbit Taylor and why do we need to be on the watch for him?
     
    Hint: Owen Wilson could whip Judd Nelson's butt any day of the week.
     
    Both the Jukebox and the Trailers are available (in the left margin) of the web site.
    April 28

    Get Away From It All

     
    Florida School Bosses, even in rural areas, may not face quite the same scrutiny as in some other areas, but it pays to get out of town once in awhile to unwind.
     
    Then again, maybe north Florida's rural districts are a little more conservative than the few south Florida districts in the Heartland region.
     
    Would you feel comfortable ordering a beer or some wine with dinner in your local community?
     
    Gary Kandel at LeaderTalk, the blog by and for school leaders, shares a recommendation.
     
    Even if the occasional drink isn't an issue, getting out of town has other benefits. Especially if you can turn off the Blackberry for awhile. There's something refreshing about getting out of town for even a long weekend. So skip NYC and go visit one of those nice beach hotels you've visited while attending professional conferences.
    April 16

    Things Never Change in Education?

     

    "Nothing ever changes in education." How often have we heard this? Said this?

    Consider the education scene over the lifetime of a veteran educator, including both the student years and the educator years:

    Students still sit in desks, usually in rows, during academic instruction.

    Most teachers still insist on the use of pencils. An enlightened few allow pens.

    Textbooks are still the basis for most instruction and the curriculum for most teachers.

    Most middle and high school Science and Social Studies teachers primarily deliver lectures.

    Phonics dominate Reading instruction. SRA kits are widely used as a supplemental reading strategy.

    Most male teachers who are not coaches have a part-time job during the school year and summer break.

    Schools (in the midwest) were integrated early in the last century. Florida schools were integrated in the late 1960's. Both black families in our suburban/rural school district were accepted by everyone! Large towns had truly integrated schools.

    Most students in the early 70's took Algebra, although it actually was not required for graduation. Most didn’t understand it.

    The drug culture was in full swing in the early 70's. Drugs at school, then as now, were mostly limited to cheap talk and the occasional stupid show and tell stunt.

    Many kids get drunk at weekend parties. Some die in traffic accidents due to drunk driving.

    But then again:

    In elementary school in the 60's, there was no free and reduced lunch program.

    There were no Hispanic residents and no illegal immigrants during the schooling years and only a handful of Hispanic students during the early 80's teaching years.

    First graders received a morning snack of Graham crackers and milk. Nobody else ate snacks at school.

    There were no after-school programs. Ditto before-school programs. Ditto summer programs.

    Driver Ed was a summer only program.

    There was no kindergarten program. Private kindergarten programs were very rare. Most moms did not work outside of the home. Prekindergarten? Surely you jest!

    Starting in 7th grade, PE classes had 60 or so kids per class... and daily showers were mandatory. PE/Health was a daily class from 7th through 10th grade. The large classes were very affordable! PE instructional methods, but not class size, are much the same today.

    Teachers administered corporal punishment throughout the elementary and secondary experience from 1960 to 1972, often without witnesses.

    Suspensions from school were exceedingly rare. See the previous item.

    Due to Sputnik, a year of Science was required in high school. In the mid 80's the first statewide graduation requirements in Florida called for 3 years of Science and 3 years of Math. Later, Algebra was added to the list of requirements.

    Girls were allowed to wear "pant-suits" as an alternative to the historical requirement to wear skirts or dresses, in high school, starting in about 1970.

    Copiers were not available for the reproduction of classroom materials during the short teaching career in the late 70's and early 80's. Worksheets and tests were generally limited to class sets and run on "mimeograph" machines.

    The personal computer was not available during the same teaching career.

    Word processing was unknown at the time. Computers were used to teach computer programming to students. Business students were wowed by the new electric "Selectric" IBM typewriters.

    Whiteout was the only way to correct a typing mistake until the Selectric came along.

    Most rural students rode the bus to school. Parents did not take kids to school. A few high school kids drove to school.

    Graduation testing didn’t exist until the early 80's (much later in most states), and then it was a basic skills level test.

    There were no female administrators until the mid 80's. Teaching and Nursing were the only acceptable occupations for females.

    There were no interscholastic sports for midwestern females during the 60's and early 70's. (There were girls teams prior to World War II.) Title IX did not really have a serious impact until the 90's.

    Standardized tests were administered to evaluate student progress, and were only considered to be one indicator of progress. There were no "high-stakes" tests until the use of graduation tests.

    Schools did not get grades until the late 90's.